Nuclear Smoothie - Prepare for taste explosion! BOOM! HA! Your Great Leader brings you the first of my state-sanctioned e-liquids. A nuclear fusion of strawberries and cream, sprinkled with hint of sugar to light up your horizon. A beautifully smooth and relaxing sweet berry vape, so juicy, you can lie back in comfort as the night sky burns. My clouds are bigger than yours.
Bubble Gum Dictator - The second of my state approved e-liquid flavours, Bubble Gum Dictator is sticky, sweet and ultimately satisfying. Few people know I invented bubble gum. My scientists are working on new flavours every day. But they need my direction. The DPRK is a haven of peace and compliance where everyone lives in harmony… if they do as they’re told. So you will like it. You WILL.
Black Jack Assassin - The regal Blackjack. My walks in the Swiss sun would often be interrupted by some the other pupils teasing and throwing insults as I go by. The Blackjack became my companion during this dark time, so I bring it to you as the third of my state-sanctioned e-liquid flavour! Those girls may have been younger than me but their mean taunts gave me ideas on how to run my country… DPRK will dance when I bring my revenge.
Lemonade Grenade - Zesty lemons with a lightly carbonated exhale, my fourth state-sanctioned e-liquid was developed by my faithful scientists to meet my tropical tastes. Many scientists sadly lost their lives during this process, but they got there in the end. Throw one in the air and enjoy the citrus explosion.
Tobacco Purge - My father once said to me ‘Son, nothing relieves the stress of running the world’s best country like a good purge!’ I used to smoke cigar while restructuring my cabinet, but like every good boy, I don’t smoke anymore – It bad for you! So I had my scientists make me a classic creamy tobacco e-liquid! The recipe was so good, I had to purge the scientists… they all gone now. No-one is beyond the reach of my purge.